cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them
me: hey you know how you can’t ration insulin because diabetic people literally need it to survive, and rationing it kills people?
the us government: yeah
me: so we agree we shouldn’t put people in positions where they need to try and ration it
the us government: what
post-apocalyptic story where the hero’s self-assigned quest is to find a copy of a random YA book they really want to re-read but can’t b/c google/libraries are no longer a thing. they literally transverse the country out of spite looking for a copy of animorphs #28 or something. maybe they save the world along the way but it’s not really important
at what age exactly do we go from “I’m practically an adult stop treating me like a kid” to “fuck fuck no I’m not an adult I take that back I don’t know how to do any of this”
because I don’t remember that happening but it definitely Occurred at some point
My brain: plz sleep
Me: In The Incredible Hulk (2008) they more than imply that Bruce was anti-military and anti-facist so it makes no sense that in 2012, after 4 more years on the run from ppl who only cared about finding new ways to make weapons to blow up 3rd world countries, he wouldn’t have greeted T*ny St*rk like this
Imagine if cowboys were a fantasy race:
- Mountain Cowboys
- Desert Cowboys
- Country Cowboys
- City Cowboys
- Death Metal Cowboys (Available in the Expansion Pack)
- Jackaroo/Jillaroo (Aussie Cowboy DLC)
- Law Cowboys (Sheriffs)
- Clown Cowboys (Yeehonks. Unlocked at level 80)